Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
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She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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