I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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