sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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