do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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