I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
we're making bets on your personal life
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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