My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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