Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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