At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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