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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I CAN MOONWALK!

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (209): View more from California

  you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm going to smell of sex and shame.

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  How is that different than any other Monday night?

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