Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW