forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever