dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!