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  dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.

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• (650): View more from California

  At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe

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• (435): View more from Utah

  I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Happy you have kids and I don't day!

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse

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• (512): View more from Texas

  WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!

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