we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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