didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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