She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Four minutes until I can fart!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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