So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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