sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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