you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Randomize
