Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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