Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
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I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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