My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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