he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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