Whod you bang
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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