bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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