yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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