I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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