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I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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