let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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