If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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