no. you can't hotbox the world.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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