problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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