It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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