I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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