More tranny stories later!
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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