oh god the rape fog is back!
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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