should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You had me at "let me see your balls"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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