problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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