google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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