sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!