Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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