What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
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Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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