I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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