sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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