I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Girls should come with a carfax report
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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