apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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