You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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