man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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