she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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