Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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