i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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