just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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