What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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