no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He passed out mid-signature
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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