Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I have already put on my inside pants.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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