have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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