White coat. Heels.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
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Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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