Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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