; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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